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Monday, August 14, 2006 |
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Greetings: We continue to make our publication more readable and printer-friendly. Some readers have suggested reducing the number of features, and we've acted accordingly. "We're committed to publishing the truth, wherever it may lead," and that includes coverage of Democrats, Republicans, Bureaucrats, Ideocrats, governments, companies, liberals and conservatives. Regarding the latter two, our editorial this week discusses the roots of liberalism and names some famous "classical liberals." I confess that I am a fiscally and responsible Democrat. I am also a Liberal - read "Commentary" - but I should not be labeled anti-war or weak on terrorism. The Inane AsylumTM discusses the continuing failures of Congress. Fiscal restraint and governmental oversight responsibilities are terms that apparently Congress - Republicans and Democrats - either don't understand or cannot pronounce and use. The "Hidden Stories" raises the hard questions about the BP oil pipeline stoppage. These questions have not been fully asked by mainstream media. We've taken a hard look at our auto/vehicle industry, which is in real danger of becoming owned - first minimally and then substantially - by foreign companies. Scary, huh? Professor Von Rumproast, Shallow Trachea, and Harold, CPA, Superhero are absent this week (on vacation), but you meet the "Boys in the Corner" in "The Birth, Life and Possible Death of Jack T. Gidley." Charley "Horse" Tsence offers some great advice on hoof picking and insight into a possible NASA mission. The Mediocre Housekeeper™ completes the two-part series on "How Dust And Clutter Can Be Your Friends" by guest columnist Jim Penn. Since vacations are schedule for the fourth issue, August 21ST, that issue will be devoted to humor. We'll resume our hard-hitting commentary on government, Congress, business and the "Hidden Stories" with our fifth issue at the end of August. Let us know how you like the FCP; your comments are always welcomed. If appropriate, we'll publish them when time and space are available. Respectfully, Bernard M. Levy and the Staff
The Inane Asylum™: A Trip Through the Halls of Congress By Bernard Levy Webster’s New World Dictionary, Third College Edition, definitions:
This week's coverage will be short, only because there is so much to report. No, you read it right; I'm just taking a page from the Book of Congress to emphasize a point. With so many important issues up in the air requiring intelligent, decisive action, Congress has opted to ignore almost every one of them with impunity and blatant transparency. Let's put those birds nesting in Congress in perspective: the base pay for all Congresspersons, from a rookie to a veteran, is $165,200 a year. Those holding special offices such as the House Speaker and the Minority and Majority Leaders make even more. Their benefits include health care and other perks too numerous to list. Legislators are not eligible for a pension until they reach the age of 50 and have to serve at least five years to receive one. Can you see the reason now why they are more interested in getting reelected than doing the job for which they were elected? The amount of a pension depends on how many years they have served, but in any event, a retirement annuity cannot exceed 80% of their final salary. However, they may earn more in retirement "pay" than their final salaries because their retirement payments include annual increases tied to the Consumer Price Index. We've established what their compensation is; now, what should they do for it? They're suppose to pass appropriate legislation; help their constituents; oversee various agencies of the federal government to ascertain that they're functioning under law; perform their duties and functions in a responsible and appropriate manner; seriously consider the important issues of our times and timely and intelligently deal with them, whether by legislation or otherwise. But, what have they done recently? Not much. To poorly paraphrase a wonderful poet, "How do I not love our ineffective, corrupt-ridden Congress; let me count the ways."
And, the beat goes on. Major issues, including affordable health care and prescription drugs, retirement security, the continuing presence of corporate power and corruption, and the ever-present issue of adequate homeland security, all need immediate attention and review. I haven't even touched upon the importance of strengthening the infrastructure in this country; roads and bridge are decaying faster than I'm aging, which is pretty rapid. I haven't even discussed effective oversight on the continuing wars in Afghanistan and Iraq and the corruption in government contracts. I am, by nature, an optimist, but it's becoming more difficult all the time. Please, oh please, God, deliver us from this Congress! It's evident that Congress and other elected officials do not have the American public's best interests in mind when they thumb their noses at the truly important issues to waste time considering a flag-burning amendment - how many flags have you seen burned recently? - while ignoring senior and disabled citizen health care issues- how many citizens do you know who need medicine they cannot afford? Stay tuned for the upcoming elections and perhaps some real and meaningful legislation action from a possible new flock of legislative birds.
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INSIDE THIS ISSUE
Politics And Government
Page 1 The Inane Asylum™ by Bernard Levy. It's really not enjoyable to continually chastise Congress, but the facts are there for everyone to view.
Business
Page 2 U.S. Automakers: What In Tarnation Are They Doing And How Can They Get On The Profitable Path Again?. By Bernard Levy. The U.S. auto makers seem to be in constant financial turmoil. Reasons for their continuing travails are aired, and solutions are considered.
Page 3 Experts Running Wild in Our Country: Are They Really Experts? By Bernard Levy. Bernie shares two real experiences listening to the advice of "experts" and offers some advice (expert?) of his own.
Advice
Page 4 The Mediocre HousekeeperTM: Dust and Clutter Can Be Your Friends (Part 2 - Clutter), by Jim Penn. Clutter is the subject, and its high time we take Jim's advice and allow some clutter in our lives.
Page 5 Pet Advice - Straight From The Horse's Mouth, by Charles "Horse" Tsence. Charley discusses the little known "art" of hoof picking and hopefully eases the mind of a radio listener.
Pure Humor
Page 6 The Birth, Life and Possible Death of Jack T. Gidley (Truth in a fictional setting), by Jim Penn. Featuring the boys in the Corner. Joe, one of the boys, tells his tale of bringing life to a fictitious person.
Hidden Stories
Page 7 Missed and Mainstream Media - The "Hidden Stories," by Bernard Levy. The BP Alaskan pipeline shutdown, gambling and U.S. uranium traveling from Poland to Russia are this week's topics.
Commentary
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America the Beautiful: Has it All Come Down to Labeling - Liberal or Conservative, Patriot or Sympathizer? By Bernard Levy. It's about time that someone stands up and declares that, just because a person is a Democrat or a Liberal, he or she is not unpatriotic and a "cut-and runner."
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